quarta-feira, 9 de julho de 2014

17 Sinais de que as pessoas não gostam de ti...

1. Your friends always conveniently forget to invite you to things or seem to be hanging out when you’re not around.
2. The people around you always seem to have in-jokes that you are not privy to, so you don’t know what they’re talking about.
3. Whenever you want to hang out with your friends, they always tell you how busy they are — but not so busy that they can’t hang out with other people.
4. You have to find out important news on Facebook, even though it seems like everyone else already knows what’s going on.
5. When everyone else is smiling in Instagram photos together, you’re the one who isn’t in the picture — because you’re holding the camera or sitting at home scrolling through the photos.
6. You always feel like there’s something everyone around you isn’t saying, as if something’s on their mind or there’s a secret you don’t know. It’s like everyone around you is speaking in a language you don’t understand.
7. You’re constantly the butt of jokes. Someone might say, “Oh, that’s such a Karen thing to do,” and they swear it’s out of love. You’re not so sure.
8. Despite having a phone filled with contacts, you don’t have any plans for the upcoming week, and your friends might say instead, “Oh, we’ll get together soon, definitely.”
9. You used to be a lot closer with all of your friends than you are now, and you wish things were how they used to be. You aren’t sure what changed.
10. You constantly worry that people aren’t going to come to your birthday party or Oscar party, even though you invited your entire Facebook list.
11. When you cast your friends as Community, you would end up Pierce or Chang. If life were Sex and the City, you would be the lady at home who watches it.
12. Your friends laugh at everyone else’s jokes except for yours.
13. You always feel like your friends are politely listening to you or waiting for someone else to talk to.
14. Your friends always buy each other Christmas presents or birthday presents, but no one ever thinks of you. They don’t forget. It just was never on their mind to begin with.
15. You end up going to the movies by yourself because you can’t think of anyone to realistically go with.
16. You end up staying at home on a Saturday night, even though you know there’s a party going on, eating Ben and Jerry’s in your pajamas and watching reruns of Parks and Rec.
17. No one answers your texts.

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